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The Zoo Race - JonTron

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Published 13 Dec 2014

Jon wants to take a break this holiday season. The universe will not let him. http://www.audible.com/jontron -- CLICK for free 30 day trial! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pixel-logic-a-visual-pixelart-guide -- Micha's IndieGoGo!! http://www.Facebook.com/JonTronShow http://www.Twitter.com/JonTronShow Credits: Director/Actor/Head Writer - Jon Jafari Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Olive.Man' Ritchey (http://www.twitter.com/PaulRitchey) Writer/Crew/God - Dominic Moschitti (http://www.twitter.com/Dommoschitti) Title Cards + XMAS Intro - Michael Azzi : http://michafrar.tumblr.com/ JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of /DYKgaming Christmas Intro Music: Jerryterry - /user/xXJerryTerryXx

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Comments - 22230

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@ImARealDuck10 years ago This game need ducks. Maybe then it would be better. 1075
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@mai20152 years ago It's nuts just how rewatchable Jon's videos are 875
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@lvbboi93 years ago It unironically makes me happy that Tamar the Tiger's description is "lovely" 688
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@Anandrielle6 years ago I wish I could talk to the developers.
It's been over 4 years and I still dont know why it played a toilet flushing sound as he creepily peaks over the desk. 4553
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@ParadoxGavel8 years ago Was that toilet flushing sound actually in the game? Because if so, that's either the most beautiful or most horrible thing I've ever seen. 3130
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@lpspride23593 years ago No one talking about how the two other people who weren’t even apart of Hannah and reuben’s conversation got turned into animals. 345
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@spectrevampire2 years ago Remains one of my favorite Jontron videos. And it doesn't even have an appearance by Jacques.
Also, I love how Ruben's main reason for liking the Noah's Ark story is that he "loves animals", rather than any religious beliefs. ... 124
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@adrianbryan457310 years ago The Zoo Race:
From the animators of Foodfight
and the writers and director of The Room 757
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@kr1sp517 years ago "There's no rest for JonTron, is there. There's no rest."
goes on 7 month hiatus 2221
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@steveb1063 years ago Hannah: "I'm not feeling so well..."
I guess you could say she was feeling a little.....hoarse. 950
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@TooMuchSascha9 years ago Apparently according to the author this game took 3 years and over a thousand dollars to make.
THREE YEARS. OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS.
What the fuck. 1162
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@BugsyFoga5 years ago Ruben : "Will Jon release his content on a consistent basis "
Jon : "Now Ruben you know that's a loaded question " 4578
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@MasherGamesYT2 years ago i literally watch this every year for christmas 326
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@PrettyinType111113 years ago It’s been 6 years since I first watched this, and I still want to know which thing Jon didn’t think existed: Egyptians or Pirates 88
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@keeseman9 years ago I can't tell if this game is being ironic about the whole religion thing, or if it is legitimately trying to promote Christianity.
Either way, all of the developers were definitely doing all of the drugs when making this, regardless of their religious views. ... 1186
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@jcav94109 years ago Goat Simulator is the spiritual sucessor to this. 730
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@nataliehancock62864 years ago science, and religion, and a bear with a pink hat on the moon
Stay tuned folks we got more where that came from 72
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@jordancombs3452 years ago It’s become a Christmas tradition to revisit this video. 80
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@Mephistopher9 years ago I'm running out of JonTron Videos to watch, halp pls. 1761
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@Pyrocynical10 years ago Shoutouts to JonTron for making Christmas even better <3 7604
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@wiblesgarage20164 years ago “I like books about animals, those other books are boring to me” -Every furry ever 1714
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@orientallegendcomics13163 years ago "Has about as much depth as two five year olds arguing over who the best ninja turtle is"
A perfect description of the Ssj4 vs SSB argument. 60
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@alexmauney970510 years ago Am I the only one who doesn't get why we have to argue? I mean seriously, lets just keep our beliefs to ourselves, no need to go pointing fingers and yelling "He started it". We're not a bunch of 5 years. Seriously, as a Christian, I face palm whenever I see any party, Christian or Atheist, go "Humph, my belief is always perfect and clean and the other guy started it". To Christians, no need to go ramming non-believers in the face with words of hatred, as Jesus or God would not want us to. For Atheist, its fine to state you don't believe in "x" religion, just don't try to provoke another group with hateful messages. If anything, I hope we can stand on the principle that Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace and that we should spend it in delight rather than in hate. ... 5174
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@emmetttowinit21915 years ago I’ve had the dishonor of playing this game and yes I can confirm the toilet sound is a thing 4096
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@conservat1vepatr1ot4 years ago Seriously though, Jon has a much better singing voice that he lets on. 81
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@thatexoguy6721last year The "reminder: actually happening" and Jon ascending to Heaven always kill me. 26
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@captainjules60335 years ago Jon I hate to be that guy but I can confirm, as a historian, that both Egyptians and pirates both did exist, and did exist at the same time. 6753
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@ExtremeZebra914 years ago The question i ask as 2020 continues 50
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@KaeYoss4 years ago Ruben is so cross-eyed, he can read two books at once! 39
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@AJF7868 years ago "Do you think that Noah had any creature races in those days after the world flood? Did Noah play and have fun with the animals?"
Actually, Noah got drunk, passed out naked in front of his kids, and cursed one of them. ... 787
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@spacemoth49735 years ago The whole "To the moon though" meltdown gets me every time. 4335
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@emerald_witch94 years ago his reaction to the gunshot fucking kills me every time; I can’t fucking breath 50
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@ssunsspott51702 years ago Does... does anyone know how Jon found this... t-this absolute gem of a game? 46
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@BludgaBoy10 years ago You know, it's games like this that bring Christians and non-Christians together. Because, even with our different beliefs, we can all agree that this game is incredibly fucking stupid. 4269
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@CKLionheart10 years ago Ah that tiny not-so-grump on Jon's shelf makes me so happy. 1535
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@Kranch914 years ago This whole video was just Jon sitting there, baffled at what he was looking at for 15 minutes. 29
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@ragedump3 years ago Happy 7 years to this absolute classic. 20
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@racheldilts76905 years ago Jon,
Yes, Noah's Adventure 1 exists.
You know what you must do. 2828
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@wizgi72018 years ago those aren't rats Jon, those are rodents of unusual size 568
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@ouroboros40493 years ago If Neil Armstrong went to the moon but didn’t know where he has going 8
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@DominoFreakShow10 months ago Hey Tomar look it's you. 7
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@rowanbrown55416 years ago Mr. Stark, I don't feel too good. becomes actual spider 1344
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@StringsNStrands10 years ago I feel like this game is a perfect representation of what Christianity is. A conflicting clusterfuck. 1632
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@fluoxetoon3 years ago It's ridiculous how often "Ooohhh noooo Harry" pops into my head. 15
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@FantasticAlbum772 years ago I have to come back to this video every now and then and rewatch it to make sure this game actually happened and wasn't just a drug-fueled fever dream 16
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@LordCHull10 years ago Cause you know there ain't no rest for a JonTron.
Good games don't grow on trees. 318
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@bashers76314 years ago quote " The skies the limit when you don't give a shit." - JonTron 915
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@pepijn234 years ago Was the model for this woman a blow up doll?
🤣
Wait, you didn’t edit that sound at ? I’m speechless too. 15
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@40GamesAG8 years ago Atheists and Christians may disagree in a lot of ways about the world, but at least we can all, for once, that this game is a horrifying monstrosity. 5426
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@theredfire145 years ago Fun fact: Noah’s adventure 1 actually exists, and the characters in that game are the very same ones walking in the background at . And yes, it was a true piece of art just like the sequel ... 964
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@slimynaut7 months ago The website for the game is still up, and you can download it too, impressive 2
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@them.3 years ago I like how this woman is literally just like "Read the entire dictionary, Ruben." like, that's her FIRST reccomendation for what he should read 22
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@LaptopGamingDude9 years ago "Playing these games is hard work so I'm going to kick back, relax and... Play a game" -Jontron 198
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@ratdiploma8 years ago I thnik "A Bad Day at the Bronx Zoo" would have been just as fitting of a title for this game. 539
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@marz71023 years ago I’m back again for my annual Christmas rewatch 5
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@Tylerdavasel8 months ago Been watching this video constantly over 8 years, and I'm more and more convinced this game is some kind of weird masterpiece. 3
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@gabrielmalta19627 years ago "Did Noah have fun and play with the animals?"
I had disrespectful and kinky thoughts 362
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@rezaka1169 years ago 50% - People complaining about the ratio between people complaining about religious
flame-war and religious flame-war
45% - People complaining about religious flame-war
5% - Religious flame-war 513
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@leeiif4 years ago
I still remember the first time watching this.
Huh. Kind of reminds me of Super Mario 64.
Half a second later. 9
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@LeafseasonMagbag4 years ago “ FIND THE CREATURE Living in you “ is the kind of banner you see on a forum you don’t tell people you go on. 13
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@expunkstep72265 years ago 2014: Ah boy, here we go.
2019: Ah shit, here we go again. 747
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@armouredskeptic10 years ago Yes. This game will bring MANY people to the Lord!!!
This is a perfect game to feature for Christmas!
Hilarious, Jon! 1815
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@user-pq5cn2gq5b4 years ago not a lot of people know but C-- actually exists 9
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@colinmoody6614 months ago Man that 2014 in the title hit different 4
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@Yamamanama8 years ago Holy shit, this game was released in 2007. 415
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@lunch_trey4 years ago "There's no rest for a JonTron, is there?"
Now, Reuben, you know that's a loaded question. 364
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@ericzh99849 months ago "This pizza looks l-.... I-. I- ai-... I ain't got nothin' left that's a fuckin... there's a pizza on the ground..."
gets me every time to this day ... 4
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@FROEZOEN8 years ago This looks like the Video Game equivalent of "Food Fight" 429
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@krimsonklaww6118 years ago sooo, the train can smash through solid rock, but explodes on a billboard? 470
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@oklahomacityradiowaves5462last year when the zoo race is more aware of Christianity’s Jewish roots than most modern Christians 8
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@timmypickles31983 years ago I’ve watched this video every year at least once per Christmas season. A timeless classic 10
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@blazingnomad8 years ago Now I know where asdfmovie got the idea for Desmond the moon bear. 215
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@dmitricarabetchi42693 years ago
Wait... wasn't Noah supposed to take 2 of each kind? Why the fuck he did he bring an army of sheep and deer on his ark? 11
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@Im_katty564 years ago It’s so hard to believe this was 6 years ago
Christ I feel old 10
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@carsonkeller452610 years ago 90% of Comments = People complaining about both Atheists and Christians fighting
5% of Comments = Atheists and Christians fighting
10% of Comments= People talking about the video
Why is it 105%? Because that's how much effort Jon puts into his videos. ... 177
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@sadweedinhailment6168 years ago commin in from dowwwwnn tooowwn! 176
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@5ourdiesel02last month Am actually watching this again nearly 10 years later n yet its better than most content coming out 2024 5
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@Liesmith4249 years ago This is one of my favorite JanTrans...I just wish Jorn would come back to us. 348
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@LightSpeedDriver8 years ago As someone named Rueben, I can safely confirm that this does happen on a daily basis. 214
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@trevevern67883 years ago I have a feeling that this game wouldn't be as weird if the plot wasn't about Noah's Ark and Christianity but instead was just about animals racing.
But no, this game is literally a cursed version of Noah's Ark with racing humans turned into animals. ... 3
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@Loungesugarlast year This might be my favorite Jontron video of all time, it’s just so ridiculous and re-watchable 7
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@thetman00688 years ago I wouldn't be surprised if this was made by hardcore atheists to discredit religion..
I also wouldn't be surprised if it was made by religious people who had no idea how to make a game.
Both are equally viable. ... 745
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@funnyjahson3218 years ago 1 who made these games
2 how did you find these games 887
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@loogeyloo21084 months ago It's been 9 years and I still don't know if jon doesn't believe in pirates or Egyptians 4
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@raggamuffin26829 months ago I’m watching this Christmas episode in July , 8 years later and it holds up. Very funny thanks for all the laughs Jontron 4
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@prptheawesome49115 years ago When the librarian tells you you’ve been reading too many books, you know you’ve been reading too many books, 287
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@supremememe00784 years ago God: sees this game
Also God: Noah get the boat. 386
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@OverDrive943 years ago this almost become a tradition to watch this every year during the X-mas month 10
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@Quarter36010 years ago >Mentioned Bible in video
>Paused video and scrolled down for the real entertainment
>Not disappointed. Liked+Favorited. 500
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@katiebrennan12518 years ago This was the video that introduced me to Jontron 280
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@DrillShrimp3 months ago Coming back to this video always makes me think of better times. 3
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@Alithenius7 months ago If there’s anything I appreciate about this most coming back, it’s knowing that nowadays Taco Cohen is actually a neural networks researcher (I think it’s the same guy, unless he jokingly was saying he made this game on Twitter). ... 1